The Wife

Here is a lame fear of mine. If you haven't already heard it, brace yourself. My mind can some days make me go crazy.

THE WIFE CONSPIRACY...dun dun dun

I rarely get ready for the day.
I'm partly fat.
I never get sleep.
My life is devoted to diaper duty.

So my fear is this. I don't want to turn into THE WIFE. The lady that cleans and cooks and cares for the kids and never stops. The husband comes home and goes straight to the computer or T.V. and the worst part of all, there are OTHER women that become the eye candy. They are the ones who are supposed to wear makeup and look beautiful and be on the media or behind the reception desk.

When man separates the wife and the attraction it is a scary thing. So I suppose.
Barf. It freaks me out.